The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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