Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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