Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I touched a dick in church today
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