OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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