i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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