he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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