piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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