Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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