I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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