If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
