No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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