thus making me awesome and them whores
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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