I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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