I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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