Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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