Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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