Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
