WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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