Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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