you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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