jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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