I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's official drugs can't kill me
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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