We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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