I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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