hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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