I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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