People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Randomize
