what if I'm pregnant?
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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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