they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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