whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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