Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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