If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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