everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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