Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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