Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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