I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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