I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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