Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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