Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I am mentally ready for anal.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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