She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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