UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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