She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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