he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
