shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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