CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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