Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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