normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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