just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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