Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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