I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
